The only slasher you respect is paid by the hour.
Chainsaws & Pay Stubs is the Halloween tee for men who don’t scream — they cut, grind, and collect.
With a brutalist design that echoes horror movies and jobsite noise, this shirt is perfect for the guy who knows the scariest sound isn’t a scream — it’s a snapped drill bit.
For tree fellers, concrete breakers, and guys who treat sawdust like cologne.
⚠️ Only available during the Grit or Treat campaign. Limited run.
Features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft-washed finish for worn-in feel
- Classic fit, true to size
- High-contrast horror-style print
- Made & printed in the USA 🇺🇸
Embrace the magic of autumn with this charming unisex garment-dyed t-shirt, perfect for those who love to celebrate Halloween and the whimsical spirit of the season. The relaxed fit and soft, pre-shrunk fabric ensure all-day comfort, making it ideal for casual outings or cozy gatherings with friends. This shirt is tailor-made for fans of festive fun, whether you're attending a Halloween party, a fall festival, or simply enjoying a pumpkin-spiced latte at home. Its playful design resonates with both young adults and seasoned Halloween enthusiasts looking to show off their unique style. Add a touch of enchantment to your wardrobe and celebrate spooky season in style!
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric for a unique texture.
- Made with ethically sourced, high-quality US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean
