Nursing calls for skill, patience, and a good sense of humor to get through long shifts and tough days. This Funny Nurse Humor shirt says “I Stab People For a Living” with a syringe graphic, showing off the kind of sarcasm many healthcare workers enjoy.
Made for registered nurses, nursing students, and healthcare workers, this shirt shows what daily medical work is really like but with a fun twist. It’s great for anyone who enjoys the humor that helps nurses through busy days.
Wear it with coworkers, out and about, or give it as a gift to another nurse—this shirt celebrates the resilience and humor that make nursing special.
It’s a fun pick for Nurse Week, birthdays, appreciation gifts, or to bring some everyday nurse humor.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001), lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd², breathable, and easy to layer
- Side seams and ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention and a neat crew neckline
- Shoulder twill tape and tear-away label for durability and reduced irritation
- Print quality: DTF for most providers; DTG used by some (vibrant, crisp sleeve and neck label prints)
- REACH certified; manufactured under humane, certified practices (Fair Labor Association, Platinum WRAP); blank sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
- Do not drycleandry
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
